Sunday, January 25, 2009

mmm ch mm mm ch


Pudding Number 2 and I'm raising Hell en-glich. 
Things have been, running along running along. 
First time class three times. one week. three class. once. eastern philosophy psych sculptcha.

nice new people. i thought you said... but who knows. who to believe.
blank faces.

appreciation is appreciated.

Notorious:
First of all. These people new that no matter what crap film they turned out it would make a shit load at the box office because i mean, come on, it's biggie smalls. 
Voice overs: cliche and shit, basically. "And in that moment....". and then that thing where one character introduces some inspirational line and then later on in the movie the other character whips it back out. 
and the mother. jesus. SOMEBODY thought they were winning an oscar for that role. but please.




Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Asking for the Return of a Certain Curly Vagabond Blond

Trash stickers.
If I'm going to survive here... Haha he's so uncomfortable. The Spirit. ABC.

Dear you, play me in Mario Kart.

This is Chet's Mam, this is Chet's dad, this is Chet's other dad Roy. this is Chet's sistur. this is Chet's other sister. this is Chet's dag. this is Chet's vanilla leopard Clovis. this is Ch
et's uncle Mick.

EW EW EW.

Crumbs. Krud. ick. gleh. eugh.

Why is your family here, Chet. Why. Karpentry isn't Carpentry, Jesus Christ. Karp
entry. I have to go to bed. but it's difficult. i can hear you moving behind the door. its locked you cant move. "hey ur qioot!" "so r u!" lets meet.

why are you being nice. when all these other times. youve been rude.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Goingzon zon zon zon zon zon zon zonKuz


Gimme ye trew cahlahs. 

Okay so... Things have been....

Sugarlight, sugarlight i can't believe.

Little leprechaun descendent curtseying. Pygmee clothes. 

Second Kusins (eehee)

Yearbook Pictures, Model Pictures.
Gap catalog
And filling out applications on Victoria's Secret Catalogs.
I reread these and feel like I sound like an idiot. or something worse. i dont know. 


Friday, January 9, 2009

Knifed in Delaware: A Homeless Man's Fight for Survival



GEUH my stummuck.
geuh geuhrrr geuhrff smuurjkjoijodjijfoijjfoijofjvoijffffffffffffff
i always end those with ffffffffffffffff i like the picture.
hello.
GROSS your hot chocolate is GROSS GROSS GROSS. but your chairs are comfortable.

No heat. No lights.

bring the power.

wine in horrid cups. wine in my face...... wine in a vase shaped like a horrid cup, and a face. BABAM.

Train.

I'm a lirrtle gellis. I kind of wish we took pictures of eachother on the same minute every day for seven days......... to see.

Luckily my watch still works after its brief sejour in the shower.
merde merde merde. aide moi.

aide moi.

j'etais sous son parapluie mort, un oeil enchante'.

I can't wait for lost and I won't deny it.

Sometimes I wish people understood everything. 
everything everything everything everything everything everything.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

I'm Listenin to Yo Convasaytions!

Happy January New Year First Blog of January
OVERHEARD IN CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA.
(Some of these pick up and drop off but i let them run into each other because its funny)

Conversations are separated by a break.

"--Metaphors are the most important thing. We need to go through the principles and convey the TRUE meaning. It's about climbing mountains-
--32 peaks.
--32 peaks, yes. What about gathering water.. Nutrition bars etc. I might have been home painting my toenails, you know what I mean?
--I don't know if it's important but there's this thing called bluescrunching where you go off on the little trails..
--THATS IMPORTANT. Every moment is full because it's full with conflict. He's rich he's got family, he's done. 
--I didn't know she was a girl, you know?
--Czechs don't have three children. They have two, maybe.
--No limits is a big thing for me. It's the thing that my dad knew and talked about. Do you remember when we talked about not expecting to be here and that was a big thing to share. When you're life has gotten off the track you believed it was going to be on.

--No but seriously, it's gross. Who would think about doing their friend's dad?

--Name a time where you thought outside the box.